Now this is not a bad way to start things off, is it? It didn't hurt that when I got to the car the girl in the back said, "Let's go, bitch!" Of course, she's two, and what I think she meant was, "Let's go to the beach!" I'm going to assume that's what she meant, at least.
When we got to the beach, her brother, who's four, said, "Look at those big bootys!"